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Bombay Dub Orchestra – Beauty And The East (Banco De Gaia Remix)‬‏ – YouTube

Ain’t that the way it is?
Sri Goom Bah

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Osama bin Watchen …

Apparently OBL just couldn’t wait for his promised 72 vestals. Reports are coming in that Osama Bin Laden had quite a collection of pornographic videos. What is baffling officials, is how he was able to obtain such a large quantity of this literature without the connectivity that he was believed not to have had at his disposal.

I think the Pakistanis were supplying him with the extensive digital library, but that is just my opinion of course.

Perhaps Internet porn sites were being used to send coded messages to members of the Al Qaeda network here in the U.S.  This would raise a couple of questions.  Isn’t pornography a huge no-no with those guys?  And secondly, what sites are they?  Not sure about that first question but through intensive research have uncovered the top 10 porn sites visited by Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda members:

Top 10 Osama Bin Laden Porn Sites

#10. Bangin_Burka.com
#9.  Al_Show_You_My_Qaeda.net
#8.  Hide_In_My_Cave.com
#7.  Sunni-Side-Up.org
#6.  Ji-STRING-had.net
#5.  Ghurka_Jerkins.org
#4.  Behind-The-Green-Grotto.edu
#3.  Sheep Goat.com
#2.  Debbie-Does-Dubai.com
#1.  Arabian_MILFS.com (Muftis I’d Love to Fiqh)

See: Osama Bin Ladin (sic) Had An Extensive Porn Stache (siccer).

Sis Goom Bah

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Pakistan releases Bin Laden death scene photos

The White House has said it did not tell Pakistan of the operation targeting Osama bin Laden as it did not want him to be tipped off.

Since then, the release of photos from the scene – sold by a Pakistani security officer – has added further embarrasment to the government there.

Al Jazeera’s Imtiaz Tayib reports from Abbottabad where Osama bin Laden was killed.

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Now That’s Funny Right There!

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Darling, You Look Absolutely Be-Headed

Wife files for divorce, husband beheads her and leaves her in his office.  Since this is the United States of America, nobody is supposedly guilty until proven so in a court of Law.  Perhaps it’s merely circumcis circumstantial evidence?  The pressure of todays economic condition may have caused him to lose his mind and, in turn, her to lose her head.

Enough of the puns!  It is indeed a tragedy and I’m afraid we are in for much more news of this variety in the very near future.

Full Story;
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/

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