Osama bin Watchen …

Apparently OBL just couldn’t wait for his promised 72 vestals. Reports are coming in that Osama Bin Laden had quite a collection of pornographic videos. What is baffling officials, is how he was able to obtain such a large quantity of this literature without the connectivity that he was believed not to have had at his disposal.

I think the Pakistanis were supplying him with the extensive digital library, but that is just my opinion of course.

Perhaps Internet porn sites were being used to send coded messages to members of the Al Qaeda network here in the U.S.  This would raise a couple of questions.  Isn’t pornography a huge no-no with those guys?  And secondly, what sites are they?  Not sure about that first question but through intensive research have uncovered the top 10 porn sites visited by Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda members:

Top 10 Osama Bin Laden Porn Sites

#10. Bangin_Burka.com
#9.  Al_Show_You_My_Qaeda.net
#8.  Hide_In_My_Cave.com
#7.  Sunni-Side-Up.org
#6.  Ji-STRING-had.net
#5.  Ghurka_Jerkins.org
#4.  Behind-The-Green-Grotto.edu
#3.  Sheep Goat.com
#2.  Debbie-Does-Dubai.com
#1.  Arabian_MILFS.com (Muftis I’d Love to Fiqh)

See: Osama Bin Ladin (sic) Had An Extensive Porn Stache (siccer).

Sis Goom Bah

Filed under: News, News, Osama bin Laden, Porn, World

Pakistan releases Bin Laden death scene photos

The White House has said it did not tell Pakistan of the operation targeting Osama bin Laden as it did not want him to be tipped off.

Since then, the release of photos from the scene – sold by a Pakistani security officer – has added further embarrasment to the government there.

Al Jazeera’s Imtiaz Tayib reports from Abbottabad where Osama bin Laden was killed.

Pakistan releases Bin Laden death scene photos, posted with vodpod

Filed under: News, Death Photos, News, Osama bin Laden, Pakistan

Your Kampf? What About Our Kampf!?

With the recent shocking news of the shooting of Arizona Democratic Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, it’s like deja vu all over again. My first thoughts were that this incident was related to all the woes in the state of Arizona concerning immigration rulings and that it most likely was an non-US citizen that broke down and committed the act. However, it was one of our own.

The deja vu comes in when I remember back to my initial opinions upon hearing of the Oklahoma City bombing and that it was in all likelihood a foreign terrorist strike. Again, it was one of us. Similar news stories, like the recent military base shootings and the Washington D.C. area sniper in the not so distant past, cause me to recognize a strange pattern. It’s true that throughout history there has been internal conflict not only our country but every nation in the world, but in light of the 9/11 attacks, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as our economic conditions, these events seem to have more of a rattling impact.

Sure, there were many signs that this Jared Lee Loughner kid was a potential “snap” case (meth freak in my opinion), but if our authorities had to act upon every seemingly strange piece of evidence in today’s society, there would be no resources left to apply to anything else.

I feel certain about one thing, these types of events will soon increase dramatically, especially with the influx of our troops returning from multiple tours of duty in the mid-east. Hopefully I’m wrong on that as well.

There is a famous quote from a famous person, not sure who because many have been credited with the phrase, but it was something along the lines of “we have found the enemy, and they are us”.

The Goom

Filed under: American Politics, News, American Politics, Insane, Killer

Rider On The Storm

Was it fair to take a state criminal to the state fair? Maybe, maybe not, but it was insane!

“… Theres a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah …”

- Jim Morrison

Filed under: News, Escape, Insane, Killer, Washington

Darling, You Look Absolutely Be-Headed

Wife files for divorce, husband beheads her and leaves her in his office.  Since this is the United States of America, nobody is supposedly guilty until proven so in a court of Law.  Perhaps it’s merely circumcis circumstantial evidence?  The pressure of todays economic condition may have caused him to lose his mind and, in turn, her to lose her head.

Enough of the puns!  It is indeed a tragedy and I’m afraid we are in for much more news of this variety in the very near future.

Full Story;
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/

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